The Coronavirus Challenge

We’ve seen efforts being taken all over the world to reduce the spread of COVID-19, as lockdowns come into place and restrictions are put on not only the general population, but on businesses and events too. But among all of the effort put forward to slow and stop the spread, Read more…

The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 30, 2020

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How to Get 1,000+ Followers on Instagram

Getting famous on Instagram is probably one thing that every person wants in today’s period. If you are already famous from other channels like TikTok, YouTube, Facebook, you won’t need to work hard on getting 1,000+ followers. If you aren’t famous, you might need to work a little harder or Read more…

5 Strange Animal Attack Stories

While the photos of dolphins in Venice were a (delightful) hoax, nature is creeping back into urban areas as people shelter-in-place. Seeing a herd of deer wandering city streets would be a pleasant distraction from not touching your face and washing your hands. But it doesn’t take a worldwide pandemic Read more…

5 Stories of Bizarre Burglaries

There’s a direct connection between burglary and illegal drug use. For habitual users, the daily cost to support a habit requires a constant influx of cash for people by-and-large unable to hold down a job. For instance, in Wichita, Kansas police noticed a 20 percent decline in property crimes when Read more…

5 Biggest Lotto Jackpots Ever

In this strange and unpredictable time, any impulse might be the right one. Wear pajamas for a week straight. Who will know? Trade your toilet paper stockpile for N95 masks and duct tape? Seems reasonable. Become a cam-girl for grocery money? Sure, why not? Smug know-it-alls call the lotto a Read more…

5 Longest Running TV Shows

Have you already worked your way through all of Netflix’s offerings during your quarantine? Maybe it’s time to turn your attention back to old reliable network television. There’s more than enough content, decades worth, actually. Some news shows, like Meet the Press, the longest running television show of all time, Read more…

The Time Zack Morris Was A Domestic Abuser

It’s marry your classmate week at Bayside. A thing every school does. Zack’s overjoyed about his academically arranged marriage to Kelly and plotting his imminent assault. Jessie declares no woman is a man’s property. Zack declares Kelly his property. Zack tells everyone he knows what sex is and plans to Read more…